It looks like Irina Shayk has finally come out of her cocoon and done a sexy photoshoot for FHM South Africa. Over the years, the modest Irina has never shown any skin and only hinted at her perfect body under layers of clothing.

Yeah, sorry about the poor use of sarcasm, but who am I kidding. Irina Shayk is my Russian Goddess, and every shoot she does is sexier than the last. OK, bit of a stretch, but this FHM shoot is amazing. Here are the photos of Irina Shayk from the March 2012 issue of FHM South Africa.

It looks like Irina Shayk has finally come out of her cocoon and done a sexy photoshoot for FHM South Africa. Over the years, the modest Irina has never shown any skin and only hinted at her perfect body under layers of clothing.

Yeah, sorry about the poor use of sarcasm, but who am I kidding. Irina Shayk is my Russian Goddess, and every shoot she does is sexier than the last. OK, bit of a stretch, but this FHM shoot is amazing. Here are the photos of Irina Shayk from the March 2012 issue of FHM South Africa.

It is unclear at this point where these photos are from or what they are for, but any photos of Jennifer Lopez in a bikini are an A in my book. There was a recent photoshoot for Jennifer with Mario Testino, with pictures here and here, but this is a completely different bathing suit so I don't think that they are related. Well, regardless of why she did it, lets all be thankful and enjoy the photos.

It is unclear at this point where these photos are from or what they are for, but any photos of Jennifer Lopez in a bikini are an A in my book. There was a recent photoshoot for Jennifer with Mario Testino, with pictures here and here, but this is a completely different bathing suit so I don't think that they are related. Well, regardless of why she did it, lets all be thankful and enjoy the photos.

There is no doubt that UFC wouldn't be quite the same without Arianny Celeste. I can't say I am a big fan of guys beating the piss out of one another, but those rare glimpses of Arianny Celeste are always a pleasure. She has done plenty of modeling in the past, and now it seems that our Octagon Girl doesn't seem to mind getting undressed for the paparazzi either ... or maybe she doe, but at this point its too late. While vacationing in Miami, some paparazzi managed to snap some great beach shots of our sweet Arianny, but the money shots seem to have come while shooting her hotel room from afar. There are some great topless photos of Arianny Celeste and some not quite as great but more than good naked photos of Arianny Celeste. Enjoy.

There is no doubt that UFC wouldn't be quite the same without Arianny Celeste. I can't say I am a big fan of guys beating the piss out of one another, but those rare glimpses of Arianny Celeste are always a pleasure. She has done plenty of modeling in the past, and now it seems that our Octagon Girl doesn't seem to mind getting undressed for the paparazzi either ... or maybe she doe, but at this point its too late. While vacationing in Miami, some paparazzi managed to snap some great beach shots of our sweet Arianny, but the money shots seem to have come while shooting her hotel room from afar. There are some great topless photos of Arianny Celeste and some not quite as great but more than good naked photos of Arianny Celeste. Enjoy.

Behati Prinsloo is one of my recent favorite models. Its not so much that I think she is the most beautiful model (Candice Swanepoel is far more beautiful), but Behati Prinsloo has a way of showing an attitude in many of her photos that other models lack. Maybe its her playful nature, maybe she is just an animal in bed (I am hoping for the latter), but Behati manages to give a sense of erotic fantasy in many of her shots.

Here are some Polaroids of Bahati. While they seem to have been taken several months back, they are new to me. 

Behati Prinsloo is one of my recent favorite models. Its not so much that I think she is the most beautiful model (Candice Swanepoel is far more beautiful), but Behati Prinsloo has a way of showing an attitude in many of her photos that other models lack. Maybe its her playful nature, maybe she is just an animal in bed (I am hoping for the latter), but Behati manages to give a sense of erotic fantasy in many of her shots.

Here are some Polaroids of Bahati. While they seem to have been taken several months back, they are new to me. 

I can't say I am a big fan of Kim Kardashian. More to the point, I am not at all a fan of Kim Kardashian. That said, these latest bikini candids of hers from Miami aren't bad. Not sure if this is a staged candid shoot or what, but she actually looks pretty good in them ... for those that know me, this is definitely not a statement you will hear me say often about someone of Kim's stature.

I can't say I am a big fan of Kim Kardashian. More to the point, I am not at all a fan of Kim Kardashian. That said, these latest bikini candids of hers from Miami aren't bad. Not sure if this is a staged candid shoot or what, but she actually looks pretty good in them ... for those that know me, this is definitely not a statement you will hear me say often about someone of Kim's stature.

I don't know what Zinc Magazine is, nor do I really care, but anything Taylor Momsen is an A+ in my book. Zink did an interesting photoshoot with Ms Momsen, not quite as sexy as the FHM shoot but it will do. With Momsen's new album soon to be released, her pimps need to be sure that the word is out so she is being whored out to any publication willing to print, and those willing to show Taylor Momsen in all her sexy goodness are getting preferential treatment. Here are the photos from Zinc Magazine's Taylor Momsen spread. To be perfectly honest, I am a big fan of the photoshoot in general, the imagination behind the shoot is quite impressive.

I don't know what Zinc Magazine is, nor do I really care, but anything Taylor Momsen is an A+ in my book. Zink did an interesting photoshoot with Ms Momsen, not quite as sexy as the FHM shoot but it will do. With Momsen's new album soon to be released, her pimps need to be sure that the word is out so she is being whored out to any publication willing to print, and those willing to show Taylor Momsen in all her sexy goodness are getting preferential treatment. Here are the photos from Zinc Magazine's Taylor Momsen spread. To be perfectly honest, I am a big fan of the photoshoot in general, the imagination behind the shoot is quite impressive.

Adele, aka Adele Adkins, may not be model material, but the girl sure can sing. Winning Grammy after Grammy, Adele proved to the world that beauty isn't the only thing the music industry cares about when assessing a singer ... every so often they actually find someone that can sing too. I lost any serious interest in music long ago, but the first time I heard Adele's singing even I stood at attention. Interestingly enough, my first impression came from seeing her music video, so I was immediately brought to light about her weight. It definitely surprised me that the RIAA even permitted someone that wasn't borderline anorexic in their lineup (at least to start their career), but that voice of hers is incredibly impressive.

Adele did a photoshoot for Vogue Magazine for their March 2012 edition. Here are the photos. Behold the true power of Photoshop.

Adele, aka Adele Adkins, may not be model material, but the girl sure can sing. Winning Grammy after Grammy, Adele proved to the world that beauty isn't the only thing the music industry cares about when assessing a singer ... every so often they actually find someone that can sing too. I lost any serious interest in music long ago, but the first time I heard Adele's singing even I stood at attention. Interestingly enough, my first impression came from seeing her music video, so I was immediately brought to light about her weight. It definitely surprised me that the RIAA even permitted someone that wasn't borderline anorexic in their lineup (at least to start their career), but that voice of hers is incredibly impressive.

Adele did a photoshoot for Vogue Magazine for their March 2012 edition. Here are the photos. Behold the true power of Photoshop.

Jennifer Aniston is one insanely hot 43 year old. I just learned that Gretchen Rossi is only 34. If I hadn't known either Gretchen's or Jennifer's age, and I had to guess which was 34 and which was 43, I wouldn't have hesitated to guess wrong. Jennifer Aniston is extremely hot, and seems to have not aged a day since Friends ended. OK, maybe a day, but not much more than a day. Anyway, the ever beautiful Jennifer Aniston is currently gracing the pages of GQ's March 2012 edition with her dear friend Paul Rudd. When two comics try to do sexy there is always a level of humor involved, but thankfully Ms Aniston managed to maintain enough sexy to keep me happy. Here are some shots ... unfortunately, they are terribly low quality, but that's all I can find at the moment. If I find better, I will update this thread.

Jennifer Aniston is one insanely hot 43 year old. I just learned that Gretchen Rossi is only 34. If I hadn't known either Gretchen's or Jennifer's age, and I had to guess which was 34 and which was 43, I wouldn't have hesitated to guess wrong. Jennifer Aniston is extremely hot, and seems to have not aged a day since Friends ended. OK, maybe a day, but not much more than a day. Anyway, the ever beautiful Jennifer Aniston is currently gracing the pages of GQ's March 2012 edition with her dear friend Paul Rudd. When two comics try to do sexy there is always a level of humor involved, but thankfully Ms Aniston managed to maintain enough sexy to keep me happy. Here are some shots ... unfortunately, they are terribly low quality, but that's all I can find at the moment. If I find better, I will update this thread.

There is nothing I love more than a scantily clad bad girl. It is strange that Avril Lavigne is so opposed to being truly scantily clad, but she still delivers in her photoshoot for FHM Australia. Maybe, just maybe, in the near future (before she becomes old and flabby), Avril Lavigne will give us a nice lingerie shoot, or something to wet the appetite properly, but for now this will do just fine. Here are Avril Lavigne's FHM Australia photos.

There is nothing I love more than a scantily clad bad girl. It is strange that Avril Lavigne is so opposed to being truly scantily clad, but she still delivers in her photoshoot for FHM Australia. Maybe, just maybe, in the near future (before she becomes old and flabby), Avril Lavigne will give us a nice lingerie shoot, or something to wet the appetite properly, but for now this will do just fine. Here are Avril Lavigne's FHM Australia photos.

There are many actresses that are worth respecting, and Jessica Alba ranks among the highest. She doesn't act like a whore on screen, she maintains her composure off screen and has yet to be involved in any crazy Hollywood controversy. Not to mention, the girl is elegant giving the impression of royalty. Here are photos of Jessica Alba at the Michael Kors Fall Fashion Show in New York.

There are many actresses that are worth respecting, and Jessica Alba ranks among the highest. She doesn't act like a whore on screen, she maintains her composure off screen and has yet to be involved in any crazy Hollywood controversy. Not to mention, the girl is elegant giving the impression of royalty. Here are photos of Jessica Alba at the Michael Kors Fall Fashion Show in New York.